PLEASE KEEP THE SEAT DOWN

I have this poem framed and on display in my bathroom

PLEASE KEEP THE SEAT DOWN

You’re gonna make the women frown
If you don’t keep the toilet seat down
We have a different anatomy
And can’t stand up when we pee
You’re gonna start an awful fight
If we get up in the middle of night
And don’t have time to turn on the light
If our poor butts receive a shock
We’re gonna kick yours around the block
So leave the seat down as you ought
Or obviously you don’t know squat

By Sue Raymer Woods
May 22, 2005